The health of your future kids does not start with their birth—it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife.

The greatest investment you can do in your life is in gaining time.

Any effort made in the present is like an investment in the future.

A person with increasing knowledge and sensory education may derive infinite enjoyment from wine.

The test of happiness is gratitude.

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

When I went to school, I was in the same mode. I did the things I enjoyed, what I loved

When you know more, you can do more.

Have the conviction that God is your only real relative and friend.

I am madness maddened when it comes to books, writers, and the great granary silos where their wits are stored.

In this country that grows more food than any other nation on this earth, it is unthinkable that any child should go hungry.

It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a hit from a... from sort of a public relations standpoint.