The heart of Jesus glowed, because it was holy. Holy things glowed in general.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Intellectuality" silences OTHERS! "Intelligence" keeps YOU silent!

Here the past was everywhere, an entire continent sown with memories.

I feel like shredded paper thrown to the wind, each poet took a piece of me and wrote a word or phrase...

I shall leave the world without regret, for it hardly contains a single good listener.

We are born helpless. As soon as we are fully conscious we discover loneliness. We need others physically, emotionally, and intellectually. We need them if we are to know anything, even ourselves.

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.

I think there is no world without theatre.

I needed to hate someone and you’re the one I love the most, so it fell on you.

Strip clubs are the only place the band can go if we want to have a drink. You're left alone because the last thing the people there care about is us.

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.