The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

You can flip a coin to change its face, but it remains the same coin.

Resolved, to study the Scriptures so steadily, constantly and frequently, as that I may find, and plainly perceive myself to grow in the knowledge of the same.

In the West, we are very goal oriented. We know where we want to go, and we are very directed in getting there. This may be useful, but often we forget to enjoy ourselves along the route.

Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.

The major force in world history is sheer dumbness.

I'm a recognizable person and some people feel the need for some reason to take me to task. You're really messing with the wrong person on that one.

You can live a healthy lifestyle and do the best to be aware of your body and conscious, and thats what I attempt to do.

Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated.

The very first time I realized what unconditional love meant ; was the very first time I held each one of my children in my arms. It was love at first sight.

I'd rather be weird and happy than normal and miserable.