The highest friendship must always lead us to the highest pleasure.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

If you are committed to your highest potential, existence will support you with new energies.

Mausoleum n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

Some of the things people have said about me, well, they're unbelievable

Nobody cares if you're on the cover of a magazine!

There isn't much I find interesting to write about in middle-class life.

Normally my problem is that I'm too inquisitive and want to do everything.

If you gave me a choice between being married and being a baseball player, that's a no-brainer. I would be married any day. I just love it.

The duty of lovers is to tarnish the Golden Rule

Because when the world quiets to the sound of your own breathing, we all want the same things: comfort, love, and a peaceful heart.

Expose not the secret failings of mankind, otherwise you must verily bring scandal upon them and distrust upon yourself.