The highest philosophers, in explaining the mystery of this world, are obliged to call in the aid of another.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

She was no longer struggling against the perception of facts, but adjusting herself to their clearest perception.

Righteousness acts never in its own interest, but in the interest of fellow men.

Lord help mankind to walk in the light.

The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.

Friends come in herds and they leave in herds. Hollywood loves an adventure, but you have to hit bottom. Then they love to save you and be a part of it. Or think they're a part of it.

You're awfully dark, brother," he said. "You don't know how dark.

They put up with such strenuous training, and where did their thoughts, their hopes and dreams, disappear to? When people pass away, do their thoughts just vanish?

Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn’t.

Winners win in life because they win the battle in their mind first!

I don't think there will ever be a time when people will stop wanting to bring about change.