The history books which contain no lies are extremely tedious

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.

Time deals gently only with those who take it gently.

3 Types of People You Will Encounter. Those who:1) Promise and Deliver, 2) Under-promise and Over-deliver, 3) Over-promise and Under-deliver.

Friends are not made, but recognized.

I feel the stars. Each sparkle sets aflame the pain in my heart.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

I'm pretty careful about the things I say ahead of time. I'm thoughtful about not going too far. The only thing you can do occasionally is be too much.

The situation in Gaza is intolerable. Not one destroyed house has been rebuilt Ppl cannot live w the dignity they deserve

The economy schoolchildren currently expect to live under and serve would not survive a generation of young people trained to think critically.

When you get older, you feel better about yourself. You're not worried what other people think about you, in general. You just get more comfortable in your skin.

I had no reason to get all goofy, just because the man was too good-looking for his own good.

Woe is me. Me thinks I'm turning into a god.