The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

How do you know love is gone? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine and he or she has not called the police - it's gone.

Good company in a journey makes the way to seem the shorter.

My father used to get me to read the newspaper to him, as if I was a radio. I would stand there and read the 'Times.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

He seemed, indeed, to accept everything without the least condemnation though often grieving bitterly.

Let go of what you think you need & what you really need will show up.

Color is like food for the spirit - plus it's not addictive or fattening.

At the Tour, you always have some fantastic days and some days where you hit the asphalt. Today was an asphalt day for me.

Many of our troubles are due to the fact that our people turn to politicians for everything.

A body in movement is its philosophy.