The horse has such a docile nature, that he would always rather do right the wrong, if he can only be taught to distinguish one from the other.

If men must die, why not in honorable pursuit of knowledge? Far be it that our ideas of manhood should be dwarfed to the size of a golden dollar.

The sweeter the fruit a tree bears the greater the number of birds that eat from it.

…majority rule gives the ruthless strong man plenty of elbow room to oppress his fellows.

Wal-Mart and what Wal-Mart does contrasts sharply with what the Green Party believes.

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

In England, I'm this venerable old granddad, the one who always gets pissed at parties and puts a lampshade on his head.

To have united the purposes of an entire Nation, is the great historical achievement of the man in whose strong hands our President has placed the fate of our people.

I've always considered myself a character actor.

There is no more vulnerable human combination than an undergraduate.

Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

I conquered a fear of heights and water by bungee jumping from a crane over a lake. And if thats not crazy enough, I also wrestled a greased pig in a mud pit.