The house of a childless person is a void, all directions are void to one who has no relatives, the heart of a fool is also void, but to a poverty stricken man all is void.

A man is great by deeds, not by birth.

Don't judge the future of a person based on his present conditions, becausetime has the power to change black coal to shiny diamond.

Avoid him who talks sweetly before you but tries to ruin you behind your back, for he is like a pitcher of poison with milk on top.

There is no austerity equal to a balanced mind, and there is no happiness equal to contentment; there is no disease like covetousness, and no virtue like mercy.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.

The wise man should restrain his senses like the crane and accomplish his purpose with due knowledge of his place, time and ability.

Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss

In America, we are demanding everything from our marriage.

These new bands sound like Gang of Four — if Gang of Four sucked.

It was an ongoing struggle to say no, I don't want to be a part of the perpetuation of this stereotype.

I focus on the dumbness of Hagelin... He played a hell of a game but that's all washed off from dumbness.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

I've never liked to play stereotypes.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Anything that is western origin, first you verify it, then accept it. Anything that is Indian origin, first accept it, then verify it if necessary.

Sometimes all I want is to be a few inches taller so the world does not look like a dense collection of torsos.