The house was safe again, although a little bit more untidy, but at least Vluffy didn’t have to worry about big nasty two headed roaches chasing him down the hall anymore.

The Doktor was an old man. When he was a kid, his Dad bought him a chemistry set. He never played with silly putty like the other kids. The first time he lost his eyebrows he was only five.

One bright sunny day at a successful Literary Agency…Literary Agent: “So, Tina – we asked you to try and write a children’s story…”Tina: “Uh-huh.

Literary Agent: “I meant manuscript wise.”Tina: “Ohh. Um, yes. I’ve brought a few with me, just some rough drafts. (shuffle, shuffle) You might say something of an experiment.

A clown on a throne is still a clown. A king in rags is still a king.

I may have not done History in high school but War cannot be ended by endless talks, only Cold War.

The time is always right for the right thing.

Knowledge does not keep any better than fish.

If you get into multicultural sort of casting for no other reason than to diversify, then it seems false.

I'm crazy about ducks and swans and geese, so I don't eat foie gras. I try to eat organic.

When you're performing, you're creating a moment.

The virtue of some people consists wholly in condemning the vices in others.

I know. And that's what took me so long

Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them.