The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

O love! Poor love! How did you pierce my heart? How did touch my soul?How did you win my mind?The judgmental ever-complaining mind.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

He had tattooed all of the names of the men he had killed on his body...unfortunately he had run out of room.

My father has said a hundred times, and I have paid attention, that it's stupid to let money be the reason you don't do something.

Worries find you easily enough without inviting them.

The best thing about being a best-selling writer is being a best-selling writer. More seriously, today I can write full time and pay the bills.

Tyranny is tyranny, no matter what its form; the free man will resist it if his courage serves.

I gave no prescriptions, And those who have taken my moods for prophecies Mistake the matter.

Turning the other cheek isn't submissive. It's defiant.