The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much that he died every night to let her breathe.

Cost little less than new before they're ended.

To live we must conquer incessantly we must have the courage to be happy.

A good teacher, like a good entertainer first must hold his audience's attention, then he can teach his lesson.

We're not interested to know the real heroes. We're really more interested in the villains, actually, and they seem to thrive, and it continues to be business as usual.

A well known American writer said once that, while everybody talked about the weather, nobody seemed to do anything about it.

We often have an exaggerated sense of what nonprofits and governments are doing to help the poor, but the really inspiring thing is how much the poor are doing to help themselves.

Everything that happens on Wall Street only fortifies my opinion that there is in fact a more ludicrous industry than the entertainment industry.

I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise.

If you want to remain always happy, Always perfect and always fulfilled, Then always keep inside your heart A pocketful of sweet dreams.