The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

It's so weird how that can be, how you could have a night that's the worst in your life, but to everybody else it's just an ordinary night.

Adventure, opportunity and reward extend beyond our field of vision, and are made known to us only when we test our wings.

People only care about winners, No one care about losers

I'm just an old hippie. You know, peace and love.

Candor is the brightest gem of criticism.

One of the most dangerous and best-kept secrets of the medical profession is the epidemic of anesthesiologists who are addicted to their own drugs.

Some guy refuses to fight and we call that the sin, but he's standing up for what he believes in and that seems pretty damned American to me.

When you begin to see the possibilities of music, you desire to do something really good for people.

Knowledge without action, is like having no knowledge at all!

It's a really weird thing, modern divorce. I found out I was getting divorced on television. That was kind of weird.