The human mind is generally farmore eager to praise and dispraise than to describe anddefine.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Love is now, is always. All that is missing is the coup de grâce- which is called passion.

We are tired of having our integrity impugned. We are tired of having our sincerity questioned. We are tired of having our intelligence insulted.

I Love Jesus Christ and that is why I am on fire with the desire to give Him souls, first of all my own, and then an incalculable number of others.

My understanding is that you get to choose which of your thoughts to go with.

'Tis a strange thing, Sam, that among us people can't agree the whole week, because they go different ways upon Sundays.

Go West, young man, go West. There is health in the country, and room away from our crowds of idlers and imbeciles.

American businesses and upper incomes pay a larger portion of the federal taxes of our national taxes than any country in the world.

I grew up with low self-esteem. I didn't think I was very pretty. I had glasses, red hair and was generally quite a spod.

If the only motive was to help people who could not afford education, advocates of government involvement would have simply proposed tuition subsidies.

Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.