The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

Like “love, ” “hope” is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights should be a lot longer.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.""Eh?""Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

You're in America now, " I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.

I may be alone, but I am never lonely. I am always with my best friend, and that is me.

You owe it to your loved ones as well as yourself to know and pursue your pleasures.

Theology is a science of mind applied to God.

French cooking is really the result of peasants figuring out how to extract flavor from pedestrian ingredients. So most of the food that we think of as elite didn't start out that way.

Any artist always has misgivings about calling himself an artist.

Step into the light. Unseen forces are cheering you on.

Christianity is religion for the executioner.

If we save the planet and have a society of inequality, we wouldn't have saved much.

Soccer is my first love. Ive been playing since I was 4 years old. I traveled the world doing it. I broke my leg when I was 16 or 17, and acting kind of filled the void.

I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?