The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Feminist thinking teaches us all, especially, how to love justice and freedom in ways that foster and affirm life.

The root of a nation's misfortunes has to be sought in the moral failings of the government.

The worse a woman feels, the better should she look.

I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Roll back the clock, and every possession of every great country started with a crime.

It is our policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world.

I may be preaching to the choir, but the choir needs a good song.

I'll go back and take what the people owe me.

I suspect most of life takes place in the interstices of what's already been articulated.

Tea-shops were to become my favourite haunts in England.