The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

My home is in heaven. I’m just passing through this world.

As no one else can know how we perceive, we are the best experts on ourselves.

I tried to dance in my earlier films, but it was more like struggling to stay afloat once you are thrown into the water.

I grew up in Southern California, so the whole concept of a local music history is still kinda novel to me.

I had done a lot of rock 'n' roll photography when I was in college. I was one of many photographers who worked for The Doors, Jefferson Airplane, and all of these rock 'n' roll bands.

People in New Hampshire know that I'll talk thoughtfully, substantively about any issue.

My rite of passage into my brave new world, life on the road.

Death is contagious; it is contracted the moment we are conceived.

Surely there is a time to submit to guidance and a time to take one's own way at all hazards.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.