The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.

I don’t know man, I didn’t do it.

Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

Reality is the original Rorschach.

Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

Freydolf worried that the stone might have been [stolen], but he finally found it safe and sound in one of the many drawers that were better for losing things than organizing them.

That is the difference between great men and small, we great are willing to do the hard things, the uncomfortable things to ensure we succeed.

I'll take my chances. It has you."And when a great man says something smart like that a smart woman just shuts up.

Nothing you believe is true. To know this is freedom.

There wanted not some beams of light to guide men in the exercise of their Stocastick faculty.

Memory is the receptacle and sheath of all knowledge

When you make a documentary film, after many years the only thing you remember is what you put into the film, not what you took out.

Satiety is a neighbor to continued pleasures. [Lat., Continuis voluptatibus vicina satietas.]

It is always important to have something yet to do in life.

If you don't know what else to do, drink beer.