The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Even preschoolers have their own politics

Realism is knowing fantasy and reality intersect constantly. Realism is living with the awareness that every act changes the world.

Today-be the sunshine in someone's life.

I have no flaws, I'm perfect at being imperfect.

When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred He quoth: "A large cold bottle and a small hot bird!"

and even the trees we walked under seemed less than trees and more like everything else.

I'm very bad with improvisation. I hate it.

There's something hypocritical about a city that keeps half of its population underground half of the time; you can start believing that there's much more space than there really is-to live, to work.

If I'm dreaming please don't wake me up cause baby I can't get enough of what you do.

I am resolved, to go and plant myself in Holland or in Zeeland, and there await the issue which it shall please Him to ordain.