The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet.

Perhaps I couldn’t tickle the inside of his ear, but I could reach the mysterious curves of his mind.

My music, my songs are 100 percent inspired by girl power.

It is certain that at certain times talent entirely overcomes thought or poetry.

You cannot study Pleasure in the moment of the nuptial embrace, nor repentance while repenting, nor analyze the nature of humour while roaring with laughter.

A horse stumbles that hath foure legges. [A horse stumbles that has four legs.]

I think Donald Trump is at his best when he sticks to the issues.

Our nation is moving toward two societies, one black, one white-separate and unequal.

Travelers, it is late. Life's sun is going to set. During these brief days that you have strength, be quick and spare no effort of your wings