The idea of dancing is the only thing that scares me.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I'm optimistic about the possibility of having a positive attitude

Pity the mother who assumes the name without being all this implies!

You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

I am the owner of my actions, heir to my actions, born of my actions, related through my actions, and have my actions as my arbitrator. Whatever I do, for good or for evil, to that I will fall heir.

The Greek word for Christ is Kristos, which is, let's face it, Krishna, and Kristos is the same name actually.

Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

To drop into being means to recognize your interconnectedness with all life, and with being itself. Your very nature is being part of larger and larger spheres of wholeness.

Like Leibniz's possible worlds, most men are only equally entitled pretenders to existence. There are few existences.

That inspiration comes, does not depend on me. The only thing I can do is make sure it catches me working.

Who you are is not where you've been... You're still an innocent.