The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

To be relevant, you need to be purposeful

Perhaps it seems odd that a casual meeting on the street could have brought about such change. But sometimes life is like that isn't it

A person can have a happy and fulfilling life without children.

Say what's in your heart, Annie.''You're in my heart, Samuel.

Those who love the young best stay young longer.

The best place to find things: the public library.

Should each individual snowflake be held accountable for the avalanche?

I've always had that overweening desire to be liked by the audience.

I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal trying to reach my goal.

Political scientists almost everywhere have promoted the expansion of government power. They have functioned as the clergy of oppression.