The impassive soul disturbs neither itself nor others.

Men inflict injuries from hatred, jealousy or contempt, but the wise man masters all these passions by means of reason.

Death means nothing to us

Always remember: a brand is the most valuable piece of real estate in the world

You don't need to have the whole world in your hands in order to live a very fulfilled life.

Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.

The first indication of a young person's growing smarter is that he no longer understands the things which he used to consider quite intelligible and self-evident.

No man can well doubt the propriety of placing a president of the United States under the most solemn obligations to preserve, protect, and defend the constitution.

O sir, we should have fine times, indeed, if, to punish tyrants, it were only sufficient to assemble the people! Your arms, wherewith you could defend yourselves, are gone.

The 50s were great because I collected stamps.

Banks are there to support businesses that have justifiable needs.