The impatient idealist says: 'Give me a place to stand and I shall move the earth.' But such a place does not exist. We all have to stand on the earth itself and go with her at her pace.

His eyes, green with yellow sparks, and with elongated pupils like a cat’s, made his grandmother gasp and say: ‘Jesus! He has the devil’s eyes!

Until the ego dissolves or evolves to become one with our true self, we remain slaves of our own egos.

I don't seek revenge because the karma bus always arrives on time.

When you make a man ashamed, you make him dangerous.

However glorious an action in itself, it ought not to pass for great if it be not the effect of wisdom and intention.

Isn't that interesting. All the book clubs. I've never belonged to one.

While sexism hurts women most intimately, it also damages men severely.

I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

Be confident enough to encourage confidence in others.