The imperfections of a man, his frailties, his faults, are just as important as his virtues.You can't separate them. They're wedded.

If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having.

Whatever there be of progress in life comes not through adaptation but through daring.

In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance.

A book lying idle on a shelf is wasted ammunition.

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.

It is with the soul that we grasp the essence of another human being, not with the mind, nor even with the heart.

either you take in believing in miracles or you stand still like the hummingbird.

Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.

Art is only a means to life, the life more abundant. It merely points the way.

Man has demonstrated that he is master of everything - except his own nature.

This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

Innocence is suffering and the loss of that innocence is something to fear.

Only a sweet and virtuous soul, like seasoned timber, never gives.

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

I'm in a happy place. I'm very at peace with who I am and what I'm doing and the people around me, so I think I'm probably most ambitious at where I am.

Some people read books for fun.

Getting picked is fine if it happens to you. But it's not a plan. It's a version of waiting and hoping.

In some ways, I feel like I've been such a dilettante for so many years, just picking up instruments and stretching myself so thin.