The importance of the Bible to a church is to keep the church on track. The role of the Constitution in government is to keep the government on track.

Sin will take you farther than you ever intended to go, it will cost you more than you ever expected to pay, and it will keep you longer than you ever intended to stay.

We don’t have to debate about what we should think about homosexual activity, it’s written in the Bible.

If the evangelicals vote, they determine the election.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

I called to buy some meth, but I threw it away.

I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.

I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual.

I want a church I can stay in for years. I don't want surprises, scandals, or secrets from my church leaders.

How much is your sin going to cost me?

I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.

There's a great Lebanese restaurant a few blocks over. They have the best shawarma in the world." "What's shawarma?" "You know what a gyro is?" "No." "Same thing.

I do tasks for the gods, usually things like tracking down rare items or taking someone safely to a destination."D'Molay the Freeman Tracker

Censors don’t want children exposed to ideas different from their own. If every individual with an agenda had his/her way, the shelves in the school library would be close to empty.

The body says what words cannot.

Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you, Oprah.'

American business needs a lifting purpose greater than the struggle of materialism.

The Word of God isn't for one particular season. It's for every season. But in its specific application, it's best read from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

Acting is the least mysterious of all crafts. Whenever we want something from somebody or when we want to hide something or pretend, we're acting. Most people do it all day long.

I have no family to take care of.

I find the science behind major natural events almost more interesting than the way in which those same events wreak their effects on human society.