The important thing to know about an assassination or an attempted assassination is not who fired the shot, but who paid for the bullet.

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.

International business may conduct its operations with scraps of paper, but the ink it uses is human blood.

In a dying civilization, political prestige is the reward not of the shrewdest diagnostician, but of the man with the best bedside manner.

Reality is always so obstructive.

Good' did not triumph. 'Evil' did not triumph. The two resolved, destroyed each other and created new 'evils', new 'goods' which slew each other in their turn.

The road to success is very tough, but your mind is tougher.

To experiment with love is to play with fire.

Write at the edges of the day.

The more refined and subtle our minds, the more vulnerable they are.

No evil is honorable: but death is honorable therefore death is not evil.

Friend is a very small word, A little sound we make, For one who is true, one who will do, Great deeds for friendship's sake.

If you're doing something, if you're following something that is directly at odds with who you are, you've got to slow down and ask yourself why you're following that dream.

I have an action figure, and so do my parents, so it's odd that we all have these dolls of ourselves. It's a little bit surreal but kind of fun. You can play with the whole family.

When I was in middle school, I liked to make cartoons.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.