The inborn instability of capitalism has been part of the history of the system for several hundred years.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

You're like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again.

Don't give up at half time. Concentrate on winning the second half.

I don't want...to run away by myself... because no matter what...I'd rather be together with everyone.

At Vatican Council II, one dissenting Roman Catholic theologian declared: "Yes, the Bible says "Be fruitful and multiply," but that was when the population was two per square world.

It's like church over here. It's like church in here. First of all, give an honor to God and our Lord and Savior Barack Obama.

Nothing is more precious than your baby.

The definition of S & M is letting someone hurt you that you know would never hurt you.

It's not because I've -what is the phrase? -'swept you off your feet' by my -er- ardor?

I have seen only yoU, I have admired only yoU, I desire only You

I didn't grow up with a mother, so I don't have that resource to rely on and ask a million questions.