The incessant witless repetition of advertisers' moron-fodder has become so much a part of life that, if we are not careful, we forget to be insulted by it.

Kindness is the master key which opens the gates of inner bliss.

Punk had picked the locks, sluiced out into the grid.

Parenting is something that happens mostly while you’re thinking of something else.

Sometimes, to avoid obstacles, you must also avoid appellation.

You can't force anyone to love you or to lend you money.

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

To voice something you're feeling and put observations into words with another person who is totally present is a creative act embodying soul and love.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.