The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Debt is a bottomless sea.

To say that a person feels listened to means a lot more than just their ideas get heard. It's a sign of respect. It makes people feel valued.

Nicknames are potent ways of cutting people down to size.

A lot of factors go into the longevity of a show.

Great men's honor ought always to be measured by the methods they made use of in attaining it.

Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it.

The Scripture can only be read intelligently by inspired men and women. The value we get from our reading is in direct proportion to the measure in which we are filled with God's Spirit.

The best part about being married is that feeling of being a team. All couples have ups and downs, so having someone you trust is priceless

Americans are hungry for change both at home and in our relations with the rest of the world.