The information superhighway is littered with so much roadkill.

There is a certain seductiveness about dead things. You can ill treat, alter and recolour what's dead. It won’t complain.

I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth.

Drugs became an obsession, like Culture Club had been, like religion later became although I'm through with that now.

I am a metrosexual and into male grooming - I moisturise, I exfoliate.

In relations between the rich and the strong, between the rich and the poor, between the master and the servant, it's liberty that grinds down, and the law which liberates.

The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time. I'm sure I wasn't the only goalie who did that.

A common objection to inherited wealth is that it stifles the urge to work. I have not generally observed this to be true.

All I knew is that I NEVER wanted to be AVERAGE.

A lot of things in 'Parents' I find very truthful.

We bore ourselves in order to earn money that we'll later spend on trying to de-bore ourselves