The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The only real certainty is that if you get to live, you gotta die. Live life now.

Nature cannot be commanded except by being obeyed.

Life is Beautiful, it is you who want to Enjoy or Cry.Enjoy = Win, Cry = Loose.

Words are useless. Use your eyes to say a million things.

Once I feel I'm right, I have enjoyed provoking.

For my birthday, buy me a politician!

I'm proud to be part of any Olympic team.

You know what's the sexiest thing of all? A little mystery.

I'm the mirror to your mood, you hate me and I hate you.

The great problem with the future is that we die there. This is why it is so hard to take the future personally, especially the longer future, because that world is suffused with our absence.