The intelligentsia has disdained commerce throughout Western history.

The right to die can so easily become the duty to die.

Because you can only die once but you can suffer forever.

The traveler knows the grace of travel.

Sadness grieves the spirit. But sorrow refines soul.

Were men and women ever really just friends?

Most of my friends were in band, and most of my free time during school was spent within twenty feet of the band room

Leave it to you to find a legal way to do something illegal (Candler)

We need to continue to decrease the growth rate of the global population; the planet can't support many more people.

To friends and eke to foes true kindness show; No kindly heart unkindly deeds will do; Harshness will alienate a bosom friend. And kindness reconcile a deadly foe.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.