The internet is a great way to get on the net.

I think one of life's great milestones is when a person can look back and be almost as thankful for the setbacks as for the victories.

Our intent will not be to create gridlock. Oh, except maybe from time to time.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

All the wisdom doesn’t reside in one party.

When it's all over, it's not who you were ... it's whether you made a difference.

If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.

I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn't have any.

There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and...evil.

Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and shame them as they deserve to be shamed.

Hurting someone will not impress them. Intelligence requires empathy to work. Water is wet. The sky is pink through these rose-tinted glasses.

America is bad at discriminating between danger likely to strike again, and red herrings, the freaking helpings of disaster that no man or plan can prevent.

Nothing is more imminent than the impossible . . . what we must always foresee is the unforeseen.

George III ought never to have occurred. One can only wonder At so grotesque a blunder.

It is the duty of mankind on all suitable occasions to acknowledge their dependence on the Divine Being.

Ambition is the ecclesiastical lust.

Rotten travesty. Yeah. Send me to jail for contempt. Try that. Go ahead.

I still believe in rock and roll, it pays my bills.

I have someone. He's 25. It's nothing serious.

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