The internet was supposed to homogenize everyone by connecting us all. Instead what it's allowed is silos of interest.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

The job isn't to catch up to the status quo; the job is to invent the status quo.

As our society gets more complex and our people get more complacent, the role of the jester is more vital than ever before. Please stop sitting around. We need you to make a ruckus.

Optimism is the most important human trait, because it allows us to evolve our ideas, to improve our situation, and to hope for a better tomorrow.

Don't find customers for your products, find products for your customers.

Fitting in is a short-term strategy that gets you nowhere. Standing out is a long-term strategy that takes guts and produces results.

Social Networking that matters is helping people archive their goals. Doing it reliably and repeatability so that over time people have an interest in helping you achieve your goals.

You are not your resume, you are your work.

You owe it to your loved ones as well as yourself to know and pursue your pleasures.

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.

I think in the bridal world you definitely have to be on your toes at all times.

Mrs Thatcher tells us she has given the French President a piece of her mind... not a gift I would receive with alacrity.

Truly free people do not need to be told they are free.

Time and progress are synonymous terms--nothing can stop either. Truth will prevail and that is why I know that my teachings will reach the masses and finally be adopted as universal.

How to fail: Try too hard.

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

I regard the people as a great being, inspired by a single idea. This is my problem. I strove to solve it in this opera.

I can juggle. I started juggling as a kid. And when I worked at Disneyland, I knew a juggler there named Christopher Faire, and he taught me how to juggle. I used it in my comedy act for a while.