The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

The choice to make good choices is the best choice you can choose. Fail to make that choice and on most choices you will lose.

Life is a web of intersections and choices. Your 1st choice is to recognize an intersection. Your 2nd choice is to be grateful for it.

Get off the treadmill of consumption, replication, and mediocrity. Begin lifting the weights of creativity, originality, and success.

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

One of my relatives invented the sensory deprivation tank. Appropriately, most of my family has never seen or heard of him.

When I first tried a sensory deprivation tank, people thought I had lost my mind. In fact, I had found it.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.

Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world.

​God is hardwired within the neural circuitry.

Because the world all twisted up and wrong, like distorted glass, only came back into focus if you looked at it through the bottom of a bottle.

The chief internal enemies of any state are those public officials who betray the trust imposed upon them by the people.

When we are enjoying the conscious presence of God, we are fulfilling the tenets of our salvation.

Look at the European Parliament. There are a lot of people who are looking for simplistic solutions, for - who are sort of preaching policies of - well, very unfriendly policies.

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

Most national advertising is done without justification. It is merely presumed to pay. A little test might show a way to multiply returns

In order to have a real life of any romance, there has to be a level of fantasy.

Bush always has viewed himself as an "activist," which flies in the face of some conservative notions, such as the federal government's role in education.