The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like some people are born dentists.

The mountain-path of Action is no longer a path for me

The victorious army is victorious first and seeks battle later

Every beginning is hard.

Give us a genuine Christianity that may provoke persecution, but will not provoke contempt.

There is not a sentence in the world that could respectfully do justice to the life and music of Jerry Garcia.

I love those who do not know how to live for today.

As a theater actor I always wondered, 'Is there a place for me in Hollywood?

Sleep? What's that? A new type of casserole?

I loved Transformers when I was a kid.

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.