The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.

Despite the loss they were suffering, they'd both relaxed - as people do when they realize they've run out of chances for happiness

We need to consciously remember that we have an unprecedented responsibility to protect our planet, because without it we have nowhere else to live.

Humor is the salvation of those without hope.

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.

You can quit anything on a Thursday.

All people have their blind side-their superstitions.

This is a choice I made 26 years ago when I joined the magazine. Vogue was in Italian but I wanted to speak to everyone so I thought of creating images that were made to talk.

Time is an absurdity. An abstraction. The only thing that matters is this moment.

I am a very peaceful man. I love people and am known for my gregarious personality. However, if you try to confiscate my guns, I will feel compelled to give them to you, one bullet at a time.