The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

[F]or grief is felt not so much for the want of what we have never known, as for the loss of that to which we have been long accustomed.

Make not, when you work a deed of shame, The scoundrel's plea, 'My forbears did the same.

Fear of public speaking can be overcome with effective public speaking tips, skills and strategies.

Indian cinema seems to be growing very well at its own pace.

When I meet someone I like being with more than I like being alone, I'll marry her.

To try and fit reincarnation into a neat mental package is very unwise. You will be very surprised when you discover that it doesn't work out that way. Your illusions will be painful for you.

The stars never lie, but the astrologers lie about the stars.

For what can power give more than food and drink, To live at ease, and not be bound to think?

To have any doubt in your body is the biggest weakness an athlete can have.

Leave us to our free election.