The key here in my view is not having to change people's minds, it's just allowing them to know.

Instead of bailing out Wall Street for the fourth time.. let's bail out the students.

Pay attention America. Third party might not win it this year, but we could be seeing the shift away from a two party system unfolding.

It's not possible to solve the climate crisis while we continue to expand fracking.

We cannot simultaneously fight terrorism, we and our allies, while with the other hand we fund terrorism, arm terrorism and train terrorism.

Moving to 100 percent renewable energy means we no longer need and can no longer justify wars for oil.

The corporate-powered parties are not gonna do it for us, not the greater or the lesser evil. We have to do it for ourselves. And the minute we stand up and stand together, we are unstoppable.

I think that equality needs to be broadened to include equal access to comprehensive healthcare, equal access to jobs, and equal rights in the workplace.

There is no such thing as a survivable or local nuclear war.

I think it would be a disaster if Donald Trump is elected. It will also be a disaster if Hillary Clinton is elected.

In this country, we not only have a right to vote, we have a right to know who we can vote for.

West Point—The Key to the Continent and Independence.

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.

The older you get, the better you have to look, the higher you have to kick, the harder you have to work.

He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is wont to favor the bold.

Shame produces trauma. Trauma produces paralysis.

It seems to me probable that of all our economic life the element on which we are inclined to place too low an estimate is advertising.

I had five sisters and one brother, so having a big family is a given for me, but now being a father, and trying to be a good father, I already have my work cut out for me.

I have heard it remarked that men are not to be reasoned out of an opinion they have not reasoned themselves into.

They serve best who give most of themselves. Self is forgotten by the one who serves, for such a one rejoices to see success coming to others through his or her efforts.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.