The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

I am prepared to sacrifice every so-called privilege I possess in order to have a few rights.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

Not to know what things in life require remedying is a crime... It leaves you at the mercy of events - it lets life manipulate you - instead of training you to manipulate life.

Success only hurts the first time.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy.

The very last thing I needed was fire burning through my palms.

Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.

Football is an honest game. It's true to life. It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life.

Even with everything broken and decided inside her she couldn't quite allow herself to disappear for good.

Right now I can't be sure that I will be back on stage. We have been touring for two years and that is way too much.

There is a drunkenness to grief, which is good.

Don't complain about what you don't have. Use what you've got. To be less than your best is a sin.

I remember what a thrill it was to go from the back streets of Birmingham to Madison Square Garden in New York...it's like playing on Mars. You can't buy that.

I guess I'm flattered that people think I can help get things done.