The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

Don’t overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work.

Greatness of thoughts define greatness. Greatness in actions define immortality.

But I don't know when that day will arrive, and it would be too easy to forget to marvel at the beauty in this moment. In every moment.

It is a positive change that our country and other countries in the region are making by giving a chance to women.

Ask me who I don't dress!

Everyone has the right to tell the truth about her own life.

If you look good, you feel good, and if you feel good, you do good.

A lot of children grow up in poverty with flawed parents, but their inner world is still as inherently filled with wonder and innocence as children who are kept away from the city's underbelly.

If it is the greatest truth that you seek, the plants can direct you.

For David Parker and Daniel Parker, with the respect and admiration of their father, who grew up with them.