The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Acts of Kindness:A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life.

I think that you’ve got to make something that pleases you and hope that other people feel the same way.

Praying for your children is the most powerful way you can care for them.

Beneath the skin of everything is something nobody can know.

If I had girls to educate I would not have them learn both music and drawing.

If you have clutter, you're richer than you think!

Teaching may be compared to selling commodities. No one can sell unless somebody buys.

I understand the reasons behind his keeping a distance from a girl he cares about. Because the truth is, sometimes getting close to the fire does actually burn you.

He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.