The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to follow that road. I don't know what the future holds, but whatever I do, I'll commit.

I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, "Okay, they're either going to get this or they're not."

It's hard to give someone advice when you're an institution. I don't really put a lot of pressure on it - I'm just open to doing stuff that's challenging.

I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control.

Life is a continuous learning experience.

France had shown a light to all men, preached a Gospel, all men's good; Celtic Demos rose a Demon, shriek'd and slaked the light with blood.

There's nothing wrong with creating jobs. What's wrong is to seed the illusion that you will magically bring back the economy of 1970, that you will reopen coal mines.

I said it was a mistake. It wasn't the best choice. But all my emails have been turned over to the public.

Nos numeros sumus et fruges consumere nati. We are but ciphers, born to consume earth's fruits.

People would ask me why I was doing what I was doing - but I always told them that I just loved to skate. There was no other explanation.

Spokespeople sell women the Iron Maiden and name her "Health": if public discourse were really concerned with women's health, it would turn angrily upon this aspect of the beauty myth.

Dr. Johnson was a lazy learned man who liked to think and talk better than to read or write; who, however, wrote much and well, but too often by rote.

When you focus on problems, you get more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you have more opportunities.