The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There are dead stars that still shine because their light is trapped in time. Where do I stand in this light, which does not strictly exist?

Even a broken clock shows the correct time twice a day.

There is a tidal wave of ignorance, Mma Ramotswe. It is a great tidal wave and it will drown all of us if we are not careful.

In esse I am nothing in posse I am everything.

I want there to be a level of respect between everybody.

When you reread a classic, you do not see more in the book than you did before; you see more in you than there was before.

He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

Religion is the only metaphysic that the multitude can understand and adopt.

I take one of the interferon therapies, Rebif.

You must have a reason to be in the places to which you go, and you must do only things that you really care about.