The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

Do not despair, my friend. Today is theirs, but the future is ours

Fight and eliminate your evil thoughts for your honour, and own respect to become the best, and the great human, if you are the conscious and sentient person.

Tolerance was like one of those soothing creams—it drew out inflammation, it did away with the pain.

The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets and re-explains what has happened.

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

Right thinking will be rewarded, wrong thinking punished.

Mother of Marvels, mysterious and tender Nature, why do we not live more in thee.

Good farming, clear thinking, right living.

A man does a lot of praying in an enemy prison. Prayer, even more than sheer thought, is the firmest anchor.

Unmerited abuse wounds, while unmerited praise has not the power to heal.