The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Oh, China. How I have missed you.''And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

My eyes hunger to read more books then time allows me to devour.

I also wish that the Pledge of Allegiance were directed at the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, as it is when the President takes his oath of office, rather than to the flag and the nation

I love thinking about American history, thinking about LA history. I love brooding on crime.

It is clear that history differs from the other disciplines in having an approach and not an area of its own.

you give me fever from miles around ill pick you up in my car and well paint the toown

Maybe these are my glory days, and I'm not ever realizing it because they involve a ball.

I believe that there should be a very much heavier progressive tax on very large incomes, a tax which should increase in a very marked fashion for the gigantic incomes.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

Is there not a sort of remorse that precedes sin? Was it remorse at the very fact that I existed?