The kids are saying 'Make Love, Not War', and I'm beginning to think they're right. For war costs millions of dollars a day, and love--just a few bucks a night!

Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

When you a 'has-been', just think of where you HAS-BEEN.

I start with the joke line and write backward.

A country which prefers guns to flowers will live the beauty of the flowers only in its graveyards!

The bell seemed to have set off analarm in my brain, and I glimpsed at the mysterious envelope on my desk.There was another item I should’ve gotten from my single-shoe salesman.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar a custom which is still continued.

You can't be a crazy rebel in the face of death, it's not a fitting attitude.

To create an interior, the designer must develop an overall concept and stick to it.

The ability to communicate with everybody, regardless of who are you are, is a great thing.

I do celebrity ski races all over the world.

Circumstances will never determine your amount of happiness. Circumstances only highlight who you already are.

Today it has been estimated that the average 70 year old has four chronic conditions and consumes an average of 35 PBS scripts per year for those conditions.

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.