The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Mirroring provides social cues through body language and behavior which enable us to develop more empathy and understanding for others.

Democracy in our time is more likely to die of indifference than of intolerance.

Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.

How strong sometimes is weakness!

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Hopeless heart that thrives on paradox; that longs for the beloved and is secretly relieved when the beloved is not there.

[Depp] has real ambitions, but he is deeply afraid of being considered pretentious.

In the broken places, the light shines through.

We plainly perceive that the mind strengthens and decays with the body.

I had to come to terms with my failure as an artist... I had to find a way for myself.