The last Bible I looked at contained over 2000 pages, and you humans managed to get yourself kicked out Paradise by page 5. That has to be some kind of record.

How can you introduce error into the Bible? Have a human open it. The moment he reads it, the Bible because weighted down with his biases and expectations.

A wilderness experience includes a long walk back.

Temptation is not his (Satan's) strongest weapon. Despair is.

Most humans turn away from God simply for the privilege of deluding themselves into thinking they are the masters of their own destiny.

Hope makes the soul glad.

It is proved...that things cannot be other than they are, for since everything was made for a purpose, it follows that everything is made for the best purpose.

The soil in return for her service keeps the tree tied to her the sky asks nothing and leaves it free.

God may exist, but science can explain the universe without the need for a creator.

No civilized society can long exist, with an active power in its bosom that is stronger than the law.

Can I wear your blazer?

The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless.

Victory and disaster establish indestructible bonds between armies and their commanders.

You have to take a leap of faith to realize a dream, and this is something that a lot of people aren't willing to do.

Someone had my number and they started text-stalking me. I've never replied to them. It was tempting to write back, but I resisted.